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TV Lutòn

9.00am

Barnacle Parliament
Marine Democracy Bivalve debate hots up as the plankton season approaches.


10.00am

I Married a Doughnut
Confused Nuptial Confessions Gripping in-depth rubbish - can love last in the topsy-turvy world of doughnutophilia?


11.00am

Ernie:A Life of Smells
Olfactory adventures with the limping laundry man.


12.00am

This Is Your Lung
The breath-taking final - can Brenda make it?


1.00pm

Fantasy Giblets
Spleen of Wonder The Sperm and Humploader families remove and compare vital organs.


2.00pm

Evenly Spaced
Conoisseur Croisants Profound meeting of architecture and artistic bakery.


3.00pm

Hip-Op
WickedOctogenarian rhymers compete to go up the operating waiting list.


5.30pm

Urban Dairy
Screach, moo, thud, woowarwoowar. The conflict between ancient pasturing practices and rush hour traffic examined.


7.00pm

Duur
Roundup Results of our viewers poll. Phone-in with instant executions.


8.00pm

Celebrity Transplant
Catch up The team follow last weeks ‘new thumbs’ newsreader to see how he’s healing. Which Hollywood ‘A’ list celeb will be this weeks unlucky patient in ‘Random Organ Roulette’?


9.00pm

What’s Your Face
Game show Intoxicants are introduced until brain waves go ‘Luton’. Competitors ECG readings will be entered into the national computer LIVE.


10.00pm

Evil Bread
Film The wickedness of yeast products corrupts the innocents of small-town America. Some violent violence. Bad language, eg ‘fuck’. Sex, wholemeal.